Stupid Burger

Whenever I eat hamburgers, they wrap the patties in sliced bread, and then put all the nice and tasty stuff inside, the problem is the juice or sauce spills out when I am halfway through the meal, I may not have a big mouth enough to chomp it in 3-4 bites, but that's genetics, and its mom and dads fault, so wouldn't it be better if they serve the hamburgers in a sort of half sliced bread? One time I tried to request to have the bread to be sliced half way, but the patties would not fit, figures, its well calculated, so what if they just made something like a burger bun that looked like pacman? spacious inside enough for a patty or two, some lettuce and cheese, should look something like this, although this is ridiculous, almost retarded, but its the best I can do for now, (try doing it on a laptop and windows paint brush). Most people thinks this is retarded, that's just the point, its stupid, but might just help me out eat those burgers without dripping the mustard and ketchup, I know they'll say "use the wrappings stupid so it wont drip", but the point is the purpose of the wrappings is to wrap the burger so you can have a bite out of it even if your hand ain't that clean, if anyone knows anybody manufacturing this please let me know. I already sound like an idiot.